I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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