I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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