I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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