Got a toothbrush?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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