I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
