y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
How drunk are you?
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