How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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