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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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