ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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this will be a night to untag.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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