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• (248): View more from Michigan

  3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.

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• (415): View more from California

  No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.

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  please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die

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  that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I am not being the messenger for your booty call.

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?

  (785): View more from Kansas

  Why is that your only point of reference?

  (907): View more from Alaska

  Just answer the question

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