I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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