Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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