she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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