I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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