Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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