There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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