Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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