you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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