do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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