Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just want to make out with him forever
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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