Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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