that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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