i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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