Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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