can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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