thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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