woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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