so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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