People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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