Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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