No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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