Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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