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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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