I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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