My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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