i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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