so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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