A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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