From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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