The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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