Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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