i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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