I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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