O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
do nipples grow back?
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