Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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