btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
one might say we're banned from that church
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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