Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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