you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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