This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think we might need a safe word for this...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize