i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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