hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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