I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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