I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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