I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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