No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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